To paraphrase Groucho Marx, I wouldn't buy any magazine that would put me on the cover. I keeed, I keeed! This is pretty frickin' awesome. Martyn Casserly wrote a cover story about me in Writing Magazine, an author-centric publication from the UK. Yes, that's right, I'm big in Europe.
I asked them to air-brush me a luxurious coiffure, but since they had seen my high school pictures, they chose to stick with the chrome dome.