Scott on the cover of Writing MagzineTo paraphrase Groucho Marx, I wouldn't buy any magazine that would put me on the cover. I keeed, I keeed! This is pretty frickin' awesome. Martyn Casserly wrote a cover story about me in Writing Magazine, an author-centric publication from the UK. Yes, that's right, I'm big in Europe.

I asked them to air-brush me a luxurious coiffure, but since they had seen my high school pictures, they chose to stick with the chrome dome.


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Did you say from the UK

Yeah that's what i'm talking about! Now you'll have to tour Nocturnal here. 

You're out of luck. Cause this is me not giving a F**k


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I knew it!

I've never seen you and David Hasselhoff in the same room at the same time!!

 

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"Win £950"?

So, like, I could win £950 if I submit myself to reading an article about the Dark Øverlørd? Er... OK.

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Soooo...wait....

kids can teach me just as much about writing as the FDO?
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thats awesome. So your like Jerry Lewis or David Hasselhoff?

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The Hoff = The Sig?

Dear lord... does this mean I have to start buying your Accordian Polka albums now as well?

I will... but only if you somehow make them EEVEEL...

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See comments by Scott Pond and BigJohn on this thread

I can neither confirm nor deny, Senator.

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Wicked cool!

That must be a thrill to have your mug on a magazine!!! The closest I've come to that is those photography shops at the beach that let you take a picture and put whatever faux magazine cover you'd like Tongue out

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I can't believe I missed BigJohn beating me to the punch!!

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Nice One

I read this magazine and its well written and laid out and its nice seeing The FDO recognised over hear Smile

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Seriously,

In what way is an accordian polka album NOT evil?
-- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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That's cool

I see this in shops over here, might pick up a copy this time. Exclusive content and not even on a Friday!
-- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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I just ordered it!

On the site, you can click "back issues" and the FDO is Mr. January.  

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Woot!

http://www.writersnews.co.uk/main/default.asp

aka nilling

aka nilling everywhere else!
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It's all good!

 

Great minds, like thinking, and all that!

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this is very true!

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me too!

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They did a cover story...

...in a writing mag, with a guy who can't spell "pretty"? :p

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ba-zing.


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I don't know what you're talking about, I'm sure

It's spelled correctly. And it alwasy was, I'm sure.

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Yep. It *alwasy* was. hehe

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i've got a feeling...

...that I'll have an update in my inbox when I get home that says otherwise.

Now, who's the highest bidder for both before/after copies?

Starts at $100 G's.
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I witnessed it.

If anything happens to me, send your copy to the police.

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Just read this article

 

Man, is it good. Lots of good quotables in it. I wish it were online so I could link to it.

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Surprised

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