How can you have a starship without a chief engineer? You just can't, it's against the rules of science fiction. Therefore, I give you the story of B.W. Crites, a brilliant engineer who has slung a few too many colorful phrases at a few too many officers. Originated by author Greg Crites and edited/modified by the FDO™, this story should give you an idea of what Captain Travis Ellis will be up against when he orders "full speed ahead."
The episode of THE CRYPT was co-authored with Greg Crites. Author of DUNKIN, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and my favorite book of his, CRUSADE, Crites is a humorous artist that dabbles in foul epithets the way Picasso dabbled in oils. He is probably my favorite podcast author to listen to, and if you haven't checked out his stuff, you are an ingrate. HAR!
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