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How can you have a starship without a chief engineer? You just can't, it's against the rules of science fiction. Therefore, I give you the story of B.W. Crites, a brilliant engineer who has slung a few too many colorful phrases at a few too many officers. Originated by author Greg Crites and edited/modified by the FDO™, this story should give you an idea of what Captain Travis Ellis will be up against when he orders "full speed ahead."

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Greg CritesThe episode of THE CRYPT was co-authored with Greg Crites. Author of DUNKIN, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and my favorite book of his, CRUSADE, Crites is a humorous artist that dabbles in foul epithets the way Picasso dabbled in oils. He is probably my favorite podcast author to listen to, and if you haven't checked out his stuff, you are an ingrate. HAR!


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Another Hell Yeah!!!

Love The Crypt cheers Sigler

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Neil laughed. "I'm a soldier, not a cop, ma'am." 

aka nilling everywhere else!
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Oh, Cpt. Ellis is going to love him

...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out

...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out

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Should be entertaining

The first-time captain dealing with an old, seasoned know-it-all? I think they'll have to go old-school and break out the stocks.
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Is this in the iTunes feed?

Hey Scott, love the Crypt stories a lot, but I'm not seeing it in the iTunes feed.  I also look forward to hearing the AMC blog, thanks for the audio versions!
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I haven't seen it come throught the feed yet.

I just used the direct link to get it...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out

...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out

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Looks like Google is down in places

I run the feed through Feedburner.com, owned by Google, which recently switched over to Google account servers and there have been problems. Check back in a few hours, let's see if it works.
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Still lovin' the Crypt

Scott -- been waiting for the Crites episode since December and was very happy to see it show up today. Having read Contagious the day it came out, the Crypt is really shaping up to be a great story and I look forward to more! Keep 'em coming! Jeff Powell noscetipsum.com twitter: jeffpowell
We Are 138!
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iTunes is a Douche

 they still don't have this episode in the feed

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Har! and Double Har!

Most excellent!  To be commended!   

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

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SIgler, I'm Institutin' A Fartwah On Ya

Heh! It's bad when someone does your voice better than you do it. I'm kinda ambivalent about this presentation. I mean, people could get the impression I'm offensive, foul-natured, meaner than a flaming paper sack full of Yak turds. Could screw up the whole Kumbaya-Buy-The-World-A-Coke-Then-Choke-The-Shit-Out-Of-Them branding I've worked so hard to cultivate. I gotta have a few drinks and think about the deeper ramifications.
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Could you please keep it down?

I'm listening to "The Crypt" over here!          

                        

"Official Mascot of GirlCo"

 

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Incredibly awesome- I gave a

Incredibly awesome- I gave a little squeal of joy when I realized I was getting a dose of Sigler & Crites at the same time. HAR!

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