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On the Ninth Day of CRYPTmas, my Dark Lord™ gave to me, one doctor freaking! I'm thrilled to bring you this tale, Episode 14 of THE CRYPT co-written with David Wellington, the author of MONSTER ISLAND: A ZOMBIE NOVEL and FROST BITE.

Hey, Wellington fans, want to hear the rest of THE CRYPT from the beginning? Just click here for over eight hours of free scifi/horror audio right up your zombie-loving alley.

David Wellington

I'm a big fan of David's work, and I think you're going to dig this collaboration. Quite frankly, MONSTER ISLAND is in my all-time Top-10. It is a horror masterpiece, and if you haven't read it you're only hurting yourself. That's Dave's scary-guy mug at left.


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Monster Freakin' Awesome

That was so good - need to get dressed and take a crack hit after that.  Now, where the fuck did my arm go? 
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Cool

Been waiting for this episode since i saw it on the schedule. David Wellington is one of my favorite authors and its nice to see him workin with the FDO.

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That's a question I ask myself every day …

"Now, where the fuck did my arm go?"
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Glad to finally deliver for ya

Yep, Dave's been on the schedule for a loooooong time. The hazards of life in general, the FDO™'s crazy schedule, and the fact that I needed to bring in a certified project manager who handles people like me for a living. 
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OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

I've been waiting all day to come home and download this!!!!

my prayers have been answered!!!

 

Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

 

 

Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

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I've listened to each

I've listened to each episode of the Crypt at least three times. I can't get enough. :) Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing all the characters together for the first time.
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This was awesome!  The

This was awesome!  The grizit is possibly my new favorite character.  

 

~I hate you...no offence!~

~I hate you...no offence!~
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The Lil' Bunny Seal of Approval™!

Always good to get that, glad you liked the story. You'll see more of the Grzzt ... wish I could say the same for Dr. Wellington.
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OMG

that Dr. Wellington is freakin twisted! 

 

**UNdead / GirlCo: All we wanna do is eat your brains. We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's going to eat your eyes.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling
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Ahhh, Grizzt.. "Treat!"

Could I even do that?  .[redacted due to spoilers] in space..to survive...Shut up, Cynthia..Great story, love the strangeness...

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

 

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
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Wow, so you're actually paying someone

to be your boss. Now that's sick and twisted. ;) 

 

**UNdead / GirlCo: All we wanna do is eat your brains. We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's going to eat your eyes.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling
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"Paying" is a relative term

More like AlphaGirl is investing her decade of business experience, her project management skills and discipline, and time ... lots and lots of time. She's a partner in Dark Øverlord Media. She gets paid when I get paid, I get paid when she gets paid, and so far? Ain't no one gettin' paper. Closing in, though!
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Monster Island - PLAGUE Zone

Plague Zone is in my top 10 -it's available for free on his website. It's a more science-fictionish zombie story than Monster Island/Nation/Planet. GREAT books though. Frostbite was a nice turn to werewolves, and his vampire books are great too. Scary predatory vampires like in The Strain, not the more romantic annricetwilight vampires. 

Hopefully the FDO can get him doing audio books.

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that'd be awesome

I'd defiinitely like to see David Wellington do podcast novels.

 

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its very much appreciated

And worth the wait. Good stuff

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woah...

O.M.G.!!! Surprised This might be my favorite episode yet.

Between the Grizzt creature, whose grunt will haunt my dreams, and the hysterical rants of Cynthia ("You stupid, fucking, colostomy bag...you worthless oozing cock sore!") I really enjoyed this! When the ending music played I audibly yelled, "Nooooo!"

Oh and I can totally relate to the whole reaction of Grizzt to the word "treat". Reminded me so much of my food-driven dog. He knows the word so well, I have to spell the word "treat" to my husband if I don't want the dog to know he's going to get one. Creepy!!

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Nice

Thanks for letting us know. There are going to be many happy fans out there who have been waiting a long time for this to come about. casino online
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It's my head that I seem to

It's my head that I seem to lose most often! Tongue out

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CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

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GREAT episode!

So many good things about this one. Final few moments are so cool. But I think my favorite part is when it was revealed that the League of Planets thinks James Keeling is an asshole.

Har!
BigJohn

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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Hey, they said it, I didn't ...

That's purely the opinion of the League of Planets, and in now way represents or reflects the opinions of Dark Øverlord Media. 
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Correct me if I'm way off here...

but if DØM had described anyone in this way, they would have used a classy term, like sphincter... Certainly the FDØ and his partners would never say asshole! (Um, I gotta go...)

 

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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

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Proud Member of the Wolf Pack and

CBBC-Daddy

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Just think of the day

that you can swing over to the DØM store on their website and buy a stuffed Grizzt for the little one. (Stuffed with stuffing of course, and not a human arm or brain.) I know CB would truly dig one of his own!

 

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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

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CBBC-Daddy

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I can't wait to find out if Grizzt

would like to see more (or what's left of) Dr. W...

 

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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

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Proud Member of the Wolf Pack and

CBBC-Daddy

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Outstanding!!

A plushy Grizzit like they make plushy Cthulu's!!

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Where the f**k did my belt made of arms go?

Kali Ma, the goddess of death & destruction, gave it to me.  It's quite delightful.  The flesh tones go with every outfit and the elbows hide my recent weight gain.  Have you seen it?

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