Okay, the headline is a complete lie, but if you liked the scientific decription of telomeres in CONTAGIOUS, you're going to love this shiz. The peeps who discovered telomeres landed the Nobel Prize. Three Americans, thank you very much (so all you wags that bad-mouth American science and scientists can just go suck it). So here's a "Fuck Yeah!" for Elizabeth Blackburn (University of California, San Francisco), Carol Greider (Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine) and Jack Szostak (Massachusetts General Hospital).
Go get your science on, bitches!