I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you. Actually, I'm from a future where there is no government, just my beady-eyed stare of døøm, and I actually am here to help you.
Run out of time for your gift shopping? Busy actually going to work so you ain't got time to find presents? We got you covered!
Dark Øverlord Media will not only sell you our books (because we're money-hungry like dat), we'll wrap them for free and ship them to your gift recipient for free (only US addresses). If you order by midnight, December 20, 2010, the presents will be under your buddy's tree on Christmas Morning!
Why is this a good gift? Because it's a limited-edition, first-edition, signed and numbered hardcover. Book I & II of a series, and THE ROOKIE is just about gone. You are giving a present they won't be able to get anywhere else, and won't be able to get again in hardcover once THE ROOKIE is out of stock. It's like, all rare and unique and stuff.
Click. Order. Done. Drink. That's my suggestion.