Krakens Jersey Tee MorrisJunkies! I'm 35,000 words into the Secret Mission of Death (the beloved SMOD™.) I still can't talk about details. Dishes are piled high in the sink. Dirty clothes cover the floor, and I can't remember the last time I bathed. This ZZ Top beard is getting long and the Evil Dogs™ are looking at me like I'm a walking T-bone. But I peeked my head up for one second, and I discovered that Tee Morris has beed robbed.

Tee Morris is an author and a die-hard Krakens fan. He wears his #68 jersey to dozens of scifi conventions, including Balticon -- where a thief stole it! Now this thief is making Morris jump through hoops to get it back. While horribly offensive, it's also pretty funny, because Morris has to perform random and meaningless tasks, document them, and post evidence to the 'net.

The funniest bit is the Krakens' Thief Flickr Page. Fuck Waldo, where's that damn Krakens' Jersey!?!

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im not gonna lie

thats prettty freakin funny. poor tee though
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Thanks, FDO, for chiming in...

Yeah, man, I was wondering if you were to get wind of this...and this is the kind of wind that is breaking in a bad way! So yes, I have turned my dilemma into a podcast. Why not? I got buttloads of free time, right?! This is a challenge, though, as I am not only answering the challenges of the conspiracy against me, but I'm also keeping each episode under five minutes. Mean, lean, and just firm enough in between. Nom-nom! See you at Dragon*Con, bro!
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Sends me into a fit of giggles

everytime I see the pics (and just recently subscribed to 'its' twitter feed) Perhaps its just the sadsitic side of me or this is just the finniest thing on the planet. Supposed he had it coming since he claimed himself to be the Uber Nemesis of all podcasters. *greatly amused*

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maybe...

... the FDO™ is the one who ordered to kidnap the jersey as a plan to tak over the world.

They are indeed hilarious.

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

 

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

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Maybe we could......

steal something of Sigler's and do the same thing in exchange for nocternal content.  Anyone know where the Evil Queen works.  Maybe someone could kidnap her!!!!!!  We would of course take good care of her Sigler - she would probably even help us out!!!!!!!

 

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lol/harsh

how gutted/what a bully

 

im getting the shakes now and starting on the blurry vision - i need nocturnol, plz, just a lil one to keep me going. 

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.

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Hence forth

The FDO shall be know as Scott Holyfield or PG Sigler, which ever you like.

 

-grumble under my breath, who's he think he is freaking PG Holyfield, 4 weeks and no new story.

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Sorry to hear about your skinned knee.

The FDO doesn't reward weak sissy girls who can't hold their tears.

Man-up for once.  3wks?  You just got a podcast on the 5th!  You get your fix when HE gives it to us.

The junkie army doesn't have time for bootcamp-for-sissy's.  Toughen up or Shut-up.

 

I'll let you get back to your knitting.

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Leave off the knitters!!!

Did you see "Audition"?  We have lots of needles.  Sharp ones, pointy ones. We'll poke your eyes out if you don't lay off the knitters! 

 

If you want to pick on someone, how about scrapbookers...oh wait.  They have knives and scissors.  Okay, how about puff paint t-shirt artists.  They seem pretty harmless.

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hey Hey HEY

-don't rag on PG...............my job
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

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Who pulled your chain?

 Has anyone ever heard of this ass-wipe before?

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  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
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Nope.

Somehow he carries the OJ tag, but I've never seen him post before--pretty lippy for a new guy. Or maybe he's not real--let's call him a "system glitch." Somebody tell pulsar and see if we can get this fixed...

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)

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I changed my picture to reference your little joke.

I'll put up a better picture of me when PG I mean scott gives us more nocturnal
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Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

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Although I feel for him...

Tee brought this evil down upon himself...  But if it was my jersey, I'd be ripping the world a new one till I got it back... 

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