JC Hutchins Click here to see Hutch's ... app

Long-time fans know that I do not like JC Hutchinsssss. He is a novelist with considerable writing talent, true. I buy his books and read them, also true. Other than that, screw the guy. He's constantly crashing my site with his Mecha Hacking skillz. All that trouble we had with THE STARTER pre-order and the GFL eBook launches? Yeah. Him.

Still, he has a new iPhone/iTouch app out, and I had to tell you about it. To warn you away? Perhaps. First of all, this app is 99 cents. I admit, that's a compelling price. You have that in your front-left pants pocket right now. Not that I make a habit of knowing what's in your pants, mind you, but I have my sources.

Shake it, baby,   shake it!!What do you get for your 99 cents? You get "Killroy: The App," based on a character from his novels. And by "character," I mean a thinly veiled personification of his Hutch's pervy internet-gnome tendencies. The app is cool, JC can "sign" it, so you have a one-of-a-kind digital signature, it's got ID badges and wallpapers from JC's books 7th SON, and — most important — you can listen to the full, three-book series of 7th SON or read the whole thing. For 99 cents? That has a chalupa beat hands-down.

So, what's to warn you about? An additional "feature" of this device is the ability to "Shake Killroy." And if you shake him, your phone makes happy noises and says some sexual innuendo. That's just wrong. "Shake" Killroy, and he makes noise. Kind of like when you tickle Elmo in the wrong place, perhaps.

At right is a picture of Killroy being "shaken." I wouldn't exactly let this guy babysit my kids, but hey, it's your life — touch and shake and tickle whatever you like.

For 99 freakin' cents, you can find out yourself and get an unabridged scifi/thriller series spanning three books. That's like 33 cents a book. All the shaking is just a ... let's call it a "bonus" and leave it at that.

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Bah!

Hutchinssss is in league with Julie Andrews.

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Now now

Children no fightingTongue out Also Julie Andrews must die

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Kilroy 2.0 IS HERE Kilroy 2.0 IS EVERYWHERE

I think Hutchins is secretly trying to become the FDO. The minions and I already have a plan in place take him out...Just give us the word. Seriously, the app is cool and FDO you mentioning it shows how true awsome you are.
Am I crazy or is it me?
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She can't be killed.

I know. I've tried.

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Try Harder

ya dig

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I'm currantly waiting for my app to be signed.

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He can't do it!

I don't hear him signing up Beta-clones on a weekly bases!



"Old Earth Detroit Lions & D'Kow War Dogs for LIFE!"

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"whispering"

A Scott! Can I call you Scott?  What's with "A" and Hutchins?  Might there be a spy amongst us?



"Old Earth Detroit Lions & D'Kow War Dogs for LIFE!"

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Never!

A and I have each other's backs. If she has misguided opinions about people like Hutchinssss, that is her business. She also reads THE SECRET and thinks "it's really keen," so take her non-Siglerism stances with a grain of salt.

 

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Next time...

If Kilroy crashes the site on 4/1/11 when I am trying to get my All Pro then I am going to take him out by locking him in a room underground with the ants.

---- Mommy, Can I go out...and kill tonight?

---- Heavy G Defensive End  -Bord Brigands

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Oh man...

Now I want a chalupa.

 

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it almost makes me want to swap my android HTC..

Almost - meh the moment has passed.

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CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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oh no

for the 17th time this year, i wish i could afford an iphone.

 

some people never go crazy. what truely horrible lives they must lead.~Bukowski

some people never go crazy. what truely horrible lives they must lead.~Bukowski
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Psst, A..

I got mine signed too! :)

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. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

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