Junkie #4,000Hailing from Scunthorpe, North Lincolinshire in the UK, Matthias Liley is the officlal Junkie #4,000. A nice little international flare, which is good, because Scunthorpe (like every other city) will also be destroyed in the Sigler Ascension. Sorry about that, Matthias, but them's the breaks.

In a nice turn of events, Junkie #4,000 listed his picture and all his info, as a good Junkie should. 

Junkies Are Like Rock-Em Sock-Em

This is a pretty big deal, Junkies. A dedicated army, 4,000 strong. This is a huge number for a realtively unknown author. It's like having 4,000 Rock-em Sock-em Robots at your disposal. Many, many more listen to the stories and enjoy them, but you brave 4,000 are the Shock Troops of Siglerism! HAIL!



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Welcome to the fold, Matthias!

20 Crackhits for you. 


Just Dew it!


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congrtulations matthias

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

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he he congrates

hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                    rodney carigton


. prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

.100% Texan



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More uk junkies HURRAY! Welcome to siglerisum!


mmmmmm.........Its good to be a junkie! Congrats mate!  

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The more the merrier...

And I'd like to think that when the end comes near, the FDO will remember that I leant him my pen during the Parsecs and have mercy (and kill me near the beginning).
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Pens do buy quick deaths

It's true. If the FDO™ borrows your pen, it can shave as much as 5-10 minutes off of the time it takes you to die.
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Note to self

Send FDO a box of pens, four cases beer, 1 bottle of Tequila, a pooper scooper, some Massengil and a scissor sharpener. 


Just Dew it!


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And the Army keeps growing!

And the day Sigler attacks, no one will know what hit them! I just pray my death will be quick...

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Welcome to the Siglerocolypse!


keep your seat backs and tray tables in their upright and locked positions, calmly bend over, put your head between your knees, AND KISS YOUR A** GOODBYE!!  THE END IS NIGH!

also please observe that the no smoking sign will remain lit for the duration.


Assasins do it from behind


Assassins do it from behind

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Congrats Matthias Liley!

Congrats on finally joining the cool crowd.
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More Junkies...more Rock-em Sock-em Robots!

Welcome Matthias!

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All 4,000 of us junkies,

All 4,000 of us junkies, dedicated to you...my king. *goes hunting*
Aw, WAAAAH, yo! I can't jump that high! It's dangerous!
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can me and Sly go hunting now???

"Freedom isn't free." Virak the Mean

North Carolina is where Sigler belongs....

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

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Congrats Matthias! Cool
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come on admit it!  You were sitting in the wings waiting to be number 4000!  I've been in your mind - Sigler taught me how!!!!!  Always remember and don't ever forget - you can never leave us now!!!!!!!!  Welcome!

"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

Proud member of Girlco and friend of GirlCo's official mascot

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I would have begged the FDO to *keep* my pen rather than make him give it back.
No quick death for you!
Tastes Like Chicken

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

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to bad

we didn't make the august deadline Scott had hoped for

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

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But we did

according to the calender Scott uses. 

"+5 for me"


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LOL Wolf!

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"some Massengil"

nice touch...LOL

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