[img_assist|nid=4414|title=Austin digs his Christmas present|desc=|link=none|align=right|width=250|height=339]Who says we shouldn't listen to the youth? I defy you, sir -- yes, defy -- you to do so when they spout off pearls of wisom like these from Austin when he received his Christmas present of THE ROOKIE a few days early.
"Awesome. This is the best gift ever. This is my first autographed book, from the best author in existence."
Tht's right. "Best author in existence." Suck it, Bill Shakespeare.
I know not who these "Wildcats" are on the sweatshirt worn by this literary gourmet. Perhaps a Tier Three team from the Madhava Web Colony in the League of Planets, I think.