Junkies, prepare for doom, death, plaid tanks, beers, chicks, fire trucks and more doom (and all you goddamn hippies head for higher ground).
The CONTAGIOUS Book Tour Contest is on! Click the "Demand It" icon in the right-hand column to bring General Siglerisimo to your city in January. The five cities with the most votes will see Pope Siglericus give his moist holy blessings to adoring Junkies.
Don't be fooled by this brief experiment with democracy -- I am still going to destroy all cultures, kill 90 percent of the world's population and enslave the rest. But while my plaid tank is in the shop getting some work done on on the exhaust system, I will allow you the illusion that you are in control.