General SiglerisimoJunkies, prepare for doom, death, plaid tanks, beers, chicks, fire trucks and more doom (and all you goddamn hippies head for higher ground).

The CONTAGIOUS Book Tour Contest is on! Click the "Demand It" icon in the right-hand column to bring General Siglerisimo to your city in January. The five cities with the most votes will see Pope Siglericus give his moist holy blessings to adoring Junkies.

Don't be fooled by this brief experiment with democracy -- I am still going to destroy all cultures, kill 90 percent of the world's population and enslave the rest. But while my plaid tank is in the shop getting some work done on on the exhaust system, I will allow you the illusion that you are in control.

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I have demanded, or tried to

I think I did it right.

G-Man

I'm on TV! Oh shit! First Cops now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! - Shorty

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

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I vote international...

I vote international...

 

Well, it's never going to get any more then maybe my vote... But anyhoo.

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Philly

All the way BABY!
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NOBAMA

Hell no, I'm voting for the FDO for world ruler.

Dig the Threads Dude!

Visit www.truckerrich.com for all thing Sigler

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STL fo sho! Ill get all my peeps to come and represent

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

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My demands MUST be met or Tee Morris DIES!

Houston is a big area, so I "demanded" my part of it. 4th biggest city in the US! Come on down!
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Sigler MUST meet my demands or Tee Morris will DIE!

I enter a zip code for the Houston area, and there are a lot of them. 4th biggest city in the US! Come on down, Scott! I also inadvertantly spammed this response to someone who made a blog post here. Sorry!
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I demand (as far as demandig goes with our FDO™

he comes to Maastricht in the Netherlands

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

 

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

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Just a bit north.

Come to Portland, Oregon! I DEMAND IT!
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Just the first day but

as of right now raleigh, NC (sp?) is in second place behind DC. I am happy.

G-Man

Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle? - Chazz Micheal Micheals

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

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The apocalypse really will come...

before I get to put anything in his hand. But I did demand Abilene, TX.

 

I don't even think my bitch boots will get him here.

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Pjotr

I noticed there was a demand made for the book tour to come to Rotterdam.

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


KISS'd by Sigler
. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

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How about Midwest stop? 

How about a Midwest stop?  Considering you grew up here, why stop in Minnesota or Wisconsin on your way back to Michgian?  (too watch the Lions lose, of course)
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Made my demand!

For either Dallas TX or OKC Oklahoma! Posted the bulletin on my space as well as placing the Demand it widgets on my homepage.

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


KISS'd by Sigler
. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

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Get out the vote!

Zarrax, I can see that you are ideally suited for my dictatorship/emperorship. Democracy, for the birds! This is a vote-based process, if you want a Midwest stop, get out the vote and I'll be happy to return to the homeland.
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You know you are comming back to Houston.

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...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out

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Washington, D.C.!

Come on ppl lets get the FDO to D.C.!  Are there any plans for postcards and other promo goodies?  I must have at least a card to go with my copy to complete the set...well except for earthcore.  Oh and Scott for when we buy Contagious which would be better for you career/promo-wise, buying the book on release day at the local shop, or getting it at your signing (for us poor shmucks who can only afford one)?? 

Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines!
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I DEMAND INTERNATIONAL!!!

 

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kill columbo...

aka nilling everywhere else!
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Go, DC, Go!

And DC is still in the lead!  I'm pimping you out to all of my friends, General, sir.  But I'm looking forward to your rule and the end of democracy, so we won't have to bother with all of this voting nonsense.
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Don't Go to Rotterdam!

Stay out of Rotterdam. I have a bad feeling that they are getting a dirty bomb soon. An Iranian ship cound for Rotterdam was hijacked by Somali pirates recently and the pirates started dying of something that sounds like radiation posioning to me. I suspect that secreted in the cargo was some radioactive waste that was going to be used to make the dirty bomb.

 

Check out this article about it.

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well the threat of terrorism is everywhere

even if you stay in your home you are not safe anymore.

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

 

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

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but Sigler, ...

 does this mean that we have some extra time for the CRYPT contest?

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"Top Gunners gun from the top, mutherfucker!"

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Tell Crown to Increase the Budget...

Sigler-- You better tell Crown to increase the Budget...  I successfully led the charge to get you to Houston...heck even you noticed it when Houston suddenly surged up the charts with Infected. 

Expect the same for London!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Fgiure if you've got to come to Europe might as well hit the biggest and best city again!  Plus if you are going to take over the world, why not come to the home of the next Olympics!

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*bump

What Gatorrock said...that being said, Houston will be a lock again.  I would prefer Austin but as I stated on "Eventful", I doubt this town of unwashed birkenstock wearing dirt eating tree hugging druids could muster 16 total votes...
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Area

Will you incorperate small towns into large-city votes? In my case, Vancouver is the big city, but there's at least one vote for a small town that's in "Metro Vancouver." And most importantly, will you come up to Canada?

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