Tuaca, the Italian Taint Juice™Let's Get Pissed with the FDO™ - Click & Listen

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

Oh, Junkies. Here we go again. Scott was out surveying the Plaid Tanks this morning, and his cousin Frankie Dominic Olivieri stopped by the Lair of Døøm™. Being a persuasive type, Frankie convinced me to dig in the archives and find this episode, recorded just before the Parsec Award ceremony at Dragon*Con 2009.

This ... is ... comedy! If you've not heard Frankie before, be warned, again, NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Mentioned in the 'cast:
• John Cmar
• Jennifer Hathorn
• PG Holyfield

Previous episodes of Let's Get Pissed with the FDO:

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I hopped on this one... Frickin' awesome!

When the FDO gets going, he really gets goin'!  John was right there with him too.  Instant Classic!

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hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

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I've made a decision here....

I want Scott at the readings, and Frankie at the pub crawl afterwards!  He can give that wuss Scotty a right in his IROC-Z!

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

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Damn!~

That made Tuaca come out of my nose!

 

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Wabash Wolfpack

 

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omg

Just when you think Soupbone is outta control, Frankie comes to the party! And with Tuaca in hand, no less!  This shizzle is some funny, funny stuff...more, please!
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Wow....

That must burn.

 

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"I'm gonna show him what a little girl's made of, gunpowder and lead"- Miranda Lambert

*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*

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Damn that was funny

When it was over, I listened to it again! Laughed my ass off. Scott, it would rock if Frankie could stop by for a drink at the L.A. signing and pubcrawl. As long as no body barfs on my books, that is...

 

M. Night Shot-his-wad

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yeah, but I'm an OJ

I can handle it.

 

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Wabash Wolfpack

 

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NSFW

I reckon that also means when using headphones as I took quite a few stares from coworkers while I was laughing my ass off while filing yesterday.

This was freakin' gold.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

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Like the rebel I am

I listened to this at work anyway!  And what do the strange stares from co-workers, the inability to breathe for way too long and the intense pain in my diaphragm from laughing so damn hard mean?  LOVED IT! 

 

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Glad I'm Irish

Wow, that's some funny shit. Now I remember why I used to fight all those Italians when I was younger.

As a matter of fact, that is a roll of quarters in my pocket.
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Tuaca and apple cider mmmmm

This is the second time this week I have heard or seen a reference to Tuaca.  We used to Drink that in the morning with Apple Cider before school to get warmed up.  Good Stuff

 

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Tuaca, the breakfast of champions ...

Yes, that's the ideal before-school beverage. 

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My, how times have changed

back in MY day it was codeine laced cough syrup that was prescribed to someone for a sickness but was dolled out to classmates instead.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

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The drink known as "The Siglerisimo"

One part cherry cough syrup with codine

One part everclear

Two parts Tuaca

Two ice cubes

Served by a goth cheerleader

Enjoy!

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Well now...

that sounds like the type of drink that will guaranty that you wake up with obscenities stenciled all over your face.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

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NSFW fo sure

Listened to this today at the hole. I work with a lady who is, shall we say, exteeeeemeleyeyey religous. So ... head phones. But headphones do not quite hide snot bubbles.

Take no prisoners. Take no .... mucus!

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Frankie is very religious

He wears a big gold cross along with his big gold St. Peter medallion.

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Cool beans *they say that in the south-I believe it mean:sweeet

I too am also, as such, a big fan of the first Pope.

 

Take no prisoners. Take no .... Nero!

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