ARealGirl works hard like you wouldn't believe to keep me on track, and keep Dark Øverlord Media moving forward. And that's in addition to her full time management business. She almost out-works me. The Director of Døøm can't be stopped, but with THE STARTER launched, ANCESTOR tour planned, & Australia underway, she deserves a bit of a break.

In fact, she's on a short mandatory break this week dealing with a bit of exhaustion. Doctors orders: she's even got medication to help her get some sleep, as you'll see below.

All your personalization requests, Contact Us forms, and STARTER mails will be addressed, not to worry.  Orders for THE ROOKIE and tee shirts will be shipped soon.  But this week, A's taking a much-needed, well deserved breather.

In case you're wondering how I know she needs a break, and is taking meds, take a look at this bit of a chat conversation we had yesterday. It was 5:30pm in Brisbane, 12:30am in California, and we're pretty sure (now) she was asleep. I saw her online and pinged her to tell her to get offline and relax. After a lot of supremely entertaining gibberish, I remembered to save a copy, which I now share with you:

Scott Sigler: please email it to me, I will get it when I can
A Kovacs: yes, I am
Scott Sigler: I am saving this IM session. It is legendary.
A Kovacs: I came home and got blue caverns.
Scott Sigler: what is a blue cavern?
A Kovacs: Zippy is quite pleased
A Kovacs: thank you for sending note
Scott Sigler: of course, what is a blue caverns?
A Kovacs: what?
A Kovacs: I don't know what that means.
Scott Sigler: same here
A Kovacs: probably not today's carown
Scott Sigler: dude, you are sooooo high
A Kovacs: is tonight engaging the resin?
A Kovacs: someone local maybe to quite presenting
A Kovacs: tell me
Scott Sigler: A, try typing it again. I don't know what you're saying.
A Kovacs: I just it
Scott Sigler: okay
Scott Sigler: You said: "is tonight engaging the resin?"
Scott Sigler: What does that mean?
A Kovacs: what is the resin?
A Kovacs: what? that doesn't make a real sentence
A Kovacs: not together
Scott Sigler: I don't know, it's what you typed.
A Kovacs: I am not aware
Scott Sigler: You need to go to bed. It is 1 am
Scott Sigler: You need to sign of the computer, you are high and making no sense
A Kovacs: okay, I was watching movie
Scott Sigler: ok
A Kovacs: The Zip loved her birthday note.
Scott Sigler: good!
A Kovacs: thanks for sending it
Scott Sigler: sure!
A Kovacs: there are a bunch if you're having a yardstick.
A Kovacs: if you didn't you can walk, I see.
Scott Sigler: go to sleep now
Scott Sigler: now

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I think it's a code ...

Yes, yes ... *scribbles furiously*...okay....OH MY DEAR GOD!!  The gorillas have landed already?  The resin is engaged??  Holy crap!  Surprised

*knocks over her chair and runs out of the room*

(P.S. Please get some rest, A, and get better soon)

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Ethereal Undead Brain Zombie, Boo Boo Kitty Geisha, Head Catfighter, Pusher & Co-Founder of Gutter Sistren

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"A Kovacs: I am not aware"

I think that pretty much sums it up!!!  Poor A!!!  Get some R&R girl!  We need you strong, healthy and AWARE!!!  Laughing

 

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

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haha thats hilarious

haha thats hilarious

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woah

I want the drugs A is taking Surprised

Seriously, thanks for all you do A, and get some rest, relaxation and some adult beverages. Okay, maybe not the adult beverages...at least not with the meds.

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OMG, that reminds me of the time I got myself in trouble....

.....here on the forums. Many of you OJs will remember that incident. Only time I've had to ask Scott to delete something for me. Do NOT post to the forums after taking sleeping medication.

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Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent Victim of GirlCo

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Prøducer øf Døøm, Høst øf Tuesday Terrør, Funky Name Brutha, Retired Gutter Brethren & Tangential Tyke

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Too funny.

That made me laugh to the point of drawing attention at work.  Poor A!  But, at least the drugs are good. :)

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A - Message received

You're right. Wheaton may just be the guy. We have come to dedicated to the proper that we should do this continent. Perhaps trichinosis! The anglophiles can help with cleaning. Yes, verily. Do you think the marmosets are going to make a ruckus? Keep shining.

- Skeptical Agent 99

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That is too funny!

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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ROFL that's lush

I love half asleep conversations, my brother used to talk to me when I was asleep and record it... well funny 

sounds like A needs a holiday though. Take care of yourself m'dear!

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You deserve a break

Engage that resin, and get yourself some shuteye.

Don't worry, the Junkies will run the crackhouse til you return.

 

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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Haven't seen A on today so far

Hopefully she's enjoying the well-deserved rest!

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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WOW! Ive heard some weird things come out of my kids at

WOW! Ive heard some weird things come out of my kids when there still sleeping but that takes the cake. Get some rest and know we all wish you well.  

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

~Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum - Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue~
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It almost seems to me

That it is an iPhone autocorrected chat. I find the iPod touch/iPhone's autocorrect will really screw up what you're saying if you're not paying attention carefully. Poor A. I did see her on the site earlier today, so hopefully she got some rest and a little relaxation.

 

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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Take your time!

We'll all still be here and, as excited as I may be about all of those things, we'd far rather have you healthy and well!  Take care of yourself! 

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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Makes perfect sense

...after several glasses of Scotch :)

**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling
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The FDO is one astute fella.

The FDO is one astute fella.  Attuned to the women-folk, I suppose.  I've known A for a couple of years now, and still can't see what Scott picked up on that told him she wasn't in her normal state of mind!  Impressive, Scott... most impressive.

And A, may you have long, restful, cow-free dreams. 

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Crazy

take a break please!  And can you send me some of the stuff you were on that night

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Blue Caverns!

Sounds like some good sh*t. Poor A - hope you get some much needed rest.

Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren
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A new holiday for April 2

April 2 should be A. Kovacs appreciation day. Get well soon A.

"I love the smell of dead triangles in the morning…The smell, you know that rotting smell…smells like victory"

---Perry Dawsey paraphrasing Robert Duvall

"I love the smell of dead triangles in the morning…The smell, you know that rotting smell…smells like victory"

---Perry Dawsey paraphrasing Robert Duvall

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Yay!

I second that suggestion!

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LOL It reminds me...

After my most recent surgery, my meds had me talking about "Sally's in the kitchen" (I've never known a Sally), and I still don't understand what the whole "donkey" thing is that my husband keeps bringing up. Surprised

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I showed this to my wife and all she could do was laugh

I showed this to my wife and all she could do was laugh then ask me if there was a head injury involved!! Thanks for the laughs ( they are with you not at you) and make sure you take care of yourself. Total domination of the world may hinge on you! 

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

~Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum - Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue~
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I think I just peed myself a little...

 

This had to be the funniest thing I've read in a while... good example of what not to do when stoned on meds. Gotta remember that...

 

-Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 - Bigger, better, stronger... and with improved green goo!

"Big Fish," Dark Øverlørd Media In-Høuse Graphic Designer  •  CBBC Røad Captain    scottpond.com  •  Grand Mafioso of NH

Dark Øverlørd Media: We Default tø the Nuclear Sølutiøn

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Lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHA, *SIGH* Haaa.  Pricless.

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