If you think turtles are slow, think again. And if you think pigeons are stupid, you're right. Another grisly reminder of why we need to enjoy life as much as possible, because when you least expect it, some reptile is going to fuck up your day and how.

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Is it true?

Is it really the end of MethPigeon?

"I just need a compass and a willing accomplice" - P!nk

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One can only hope.

One can only hope. Otherwise, that turtle is in for a world of hurt after MethPigeon finds out about his third cousin's death when he still owed him, like, $20.

 

(Hey, are YOU going to tell him that never happened? Didn't think so.)

Coach of the North Spire Wendigos and All-Pro Offensive Tackle for the Neptune Scarlet Fliers
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omg....

ok, that's so fucked up and yet so cool!  The FDO must have an army of these turtles for the eventual takeover.  Yes, an army of pigeon eating turtles with lasers on their heads!

Actually, I don't know what's morefucked up...the turtle eating the pigeon under water or the creepy kid singing in the background.

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--Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

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Meth Pigeon beware!

We now know who your mortal enemy is!

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Mourning

the loss of my cousin and friend, Hash Pigeon. I hear there will be turtle soup at the wake.

cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

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It appears...

that reports of your demise may have been a little premature.

"I just need a compass and a willing accomplice" - P!nk

*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*

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Good luck collecting ...

How's MethPigeon going to collect that $20? Pick it out of turtle poop?
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You gotta be kidding me!

That's the craziest S*#T I have ever seen! I always thought turtles ate lettuce and little fish. Jesus!
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Hey y'never know...

Maybe pidgeons use hobo-money, carved bone or something.

 

Or, MethPigeon could take it out on the surrounding birds. "Your problems now, bitches!"

Coach of the North Spire Wendigos and All-Pro Offensive Tackle for the Neptune Scarlet Fliers
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I waited & waited....

apparently, turtle poop don't float! 

cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

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OMG

That is the wildest thing I've ever seen
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The illegitiate spawn of Rapheal*ms*...

of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's. From NYC I think...

The Irishman from Ohio

The Irishman from Ohio
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TMNT

If Sigler is breeding a new army of these Mutant Turtles the whole world should quiver!

 

Though one must ask: Does eating a bride make one a ninja?

 

He'd obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.


No power in the Verse can stop me.

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