Yes, Mother Nature is so cute and cuddly! Just check out the glowing mom-to-be, the lovely Miss Anaconda. And her dinner guest, a fucking 100-pound rat. Look, not even me and Big John Vizcarra can put down 100 Chocodiles in one sitting, let alone 100 pounds of warm, twitching rodent. This is just awsome to behold. I fucking love NatGeo.

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Woah Nellie!

100 chocodiles in one sitting? Is this a Junkie*Con/Sigler*Fest event of which I was previously unaware?

Mmmm...delicious Chocobara...

Oh, and remind me to never, EVER, go to a swamp.

 

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Chocodile eating contest?

Maybe we should put that on the schedule for JunkieCon, no? We can sell ad space on the puke buckets.

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You've obviously never seen BigJohn eat

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Eating contest are so gross

What a waste of chocodiles.. you won't get to savor the chocolately goodness that way. Perhaps chocodiles as prizes for other events.

And woudn't an eating contest greatly impact the balance of the species? I wouldn't want Junkie*Con to be responsible for placing chocodiles on the endangered species list.

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Not nearly endangered here...

 

Luckily I have virtually limitless access to chocodiles. That's right. Virtually limitless.

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Oh, now I HAVE to get to JunkieCon!

I wanna see a Chocodile up close. And eat it. Or eat LOTS, as the case may be. If I manage to win the lottery, count me in! :)

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Hmmm...

needs more Jon Voight.
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