How pathetic. I've had to delete about twenty of these automatically generated spam posts. The posts try to pretend they are real blog comments (just like any piece-of-shit spam engine does), and the link points to the "gosh, is it real?" social media site for the movie DAYBREAKERS.

Suck alert! Suck alert! When you have to trick people into seeing your marketing shit, and trick them with the same techniques used by porn spammers and phishers, I think it means your movie can't survive on word-of-mouth alone.

Boycot, and fail. That's just me, y'all do what you like.

Movie spam, DAYBREAKERS must suck balls 

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That sucks

as the movie will, I'm sure. I'll join your boycott.

BigJohn

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I'm with you

All the vampire movies are getting tedious at best for me. But to pull this type of BS spamming to get the word out about your crap just down right sucks, sucks donkey balls that is.....

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They are dead to me

I hate sneaky spammers.

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AUGH!

MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

 

Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

 

 

Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

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and that sucks

I would rather see"Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs" in swedish! 
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and that

What's with the NEUTERED sparkly vamps? seriously? Hello people! THEY SUCK BLOOD TO LIVE!!! THEY EAT PEOPLE! GAWD!Tongue out
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need advice

 wife wants to see it but I need to serve the FDO? both might kill me...

 

Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

 

 

Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

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To each their own ...

I said that I am boycotting. You do whateva. Not an organized boycott, just me voting with my wallet. 
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Whoa...

any spambot that compares a movie to Twilight in any fashion has to be backed by a product that can take a long fuck off a short pier.

                                                                           

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Huh

I haven't even heard of Daybreakers. I'm down with joining the boycott against them.

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It's getting to the point

where you just can't believe what you read on the internet anymore...so far I have not been able to make $1000 an hour watching movies, it turns out I do not win a car for being the 999999th visitor to a website, I have not developed rock hard abs from two weeks of ingesting dehydrated pig trotters and my knob most certainly has not doubled in length with an all natural herbal remedy.  By these measures I now suspect that this film will in fact not be better than Twilight so I can only assume that the 90 mins (approx) that it would take to watch it would be better spent stapling my scrotum to a hardback copy of war and peace and dropping it off the roof of an old people's home. 
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ha

i think the 'as good as twilight' comment alone says it all.  i'll pass on this one
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Thanks for the laugh

You should post this comment on their facebook page

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What, no love for sparkly vampires? Twilight was.....

 ......something.

I certainly would not be using it as the bar to measure against, however. Unless gothy teens is your target demographic :/

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C'mon. Didn't you have to pass the IPCB test?

 That's Internet Posting Certification Board for those who are inititialism challenged Wink

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Hey, the FDO knows family comes first. Humour the wife.

Won't hurt your chances of him killing you.

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Sad thing is, production company likely has zero to do w/them

 Looks to me like it's a pre-screener who side lines as a spammer/wanker. 

Legitimate companies know that spam pisses people off so they avoid doing it.

Preview actually looks decent to me. I'll watch it when it hits Netflix.

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truthfully never

truthfully never watched...but i can only imagine the level of suck it brings to this earth.  seems like a sad tie in, although given the success of that series why not.  i would have seen it more as a blade type comparison.
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Ugh... if they're comparing

Ugh... if they're comparing it to fanged disco balls then I think it's safe to say that I'll be avoiding it.
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"fanged disco balls"

I'm stealing that, but I will give you credit when asked to cite my source.

                                                                           

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Nice...

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The Irishman from Ohio
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Post it Post it...

The Irishman from Ohio
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ROFL

Fanged disco balls. See, I thought they looked like lepers in the movie, but fanged disco balls is much better!

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Well too bad for them

I was actually going to pay money to see this one because I liked the concept, but now I'll just wait for a torrent of the DVDrip. There should be at least a screener rip available within a month or so. 

/captcha phrase: had suzanne

//had suzanne, what? omg, wtf did suzanne forget to do?!? 

 

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Only redeeming scene in the entire film IMHO.....

.....was when they played baseball. Rest of the film was trash.

Don't waste your time.

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