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Beam Up on Aisle Five, Part 3

The Rabbi and Big Ugly haven't yet made it out from under their obligation to Chad LaTilton, after the President wound up dead. After visiting Carnie, and getting info from Meth Cow, they're off to find The Magician. And Brock Sockman doesn't like it one bit. Not one little bit. 

The last installment of our non-Siglerverse tale featuring the voice work of Justin Robert Young (@JustinRYoung).

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Yessssss... You have no idea how often I've checked this site for this episode of Bones. Beam me up is an amazing story and well read. time to listen....


I am a little disappointed by the ending of this story. I expected more of a climax given the length (compared to previous short stories). Regardless, it was still amazing.


In comparison to others that I've heard, I would rate it an 8.5/10. 


I thought the last reader's voice was butter, but I thoroughly enjoyed this reader. Nice voice with just the right amount of variation between the characters.

Loved this story in that it feels sort of like the Kissyman series - just that the protagonists aren't as in control of their situations as Kissyman is. I love that this opens the door for more serialized stories in this world and I can totally see this hooking up to the Title Fight/GFL verse.

Admittedly, I haven't listened to the NSFW podcast that spawned this gem, but I am intrigued enough was this story's beginning that I've just downloaded the episode. Can't wait to hear how this mayhem

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