Whore of the Rings

Somehow, I know you clever perverts are going to rock this thread.

How about a list of "porn movie" titles for my books? Along the lines of A TALE OF TWO TITTIES, THE SEX FILES, BITANIC, A CLOCKWORK ORGY, etc.

Here's my first entry: COCKTURNAL


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Also fairly obvious

Eusocial Bedworking

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I gotta hit the obvious ones first

-The Hooker
-Earth Whore
-Kissyman and the Genitalman
-Analcestor
-Infuckted
-C*ntagious (not sure how all the womenfolk feel about that word, so I edited it some)
-Titty Fight
-Fitz Mts. Roy
-Red Dick
-Iowa Tight Poon
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Whee!

Nocturnal Emissions

The Whipped

Porndemic

Cunt Cunterson's buns (i have no such hesitation...)

Vagsisters

Snatch Hunt

 

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Hrm.

Is "The Clit" (Crypt) and "The Nookie" too obvious?

 

Hows about "the Slutter"? JAM-PACKED WITH ACTION!

 

(For the Hutchinsssss fans out there, Personal Erects: Dark Parts)

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Nice Hutchinssssss drop.

I'd see that movie. Maybe not opening night, but after it comes to the dollar-theater, sure.

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my entries

Here is one very obvious The Chang bangers.

Cumtagious, Girl Score, a lame one sexfected and now for the big taboo title incested (i know the last one is a little over the top).

can't wait to see what else sex deprived things others can cook up.

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Nice!

 

Hey, if I can do "The Whipped," you can do "Incested!" Niche porn for everyone!

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I'll Take A Stab

Girthcore

Dawsey Does Detroit

Impacted

 

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CLITTYMAN & THE DRAGONLADY!!

CUNTS 'R US

INCESTOR

THE CLIPPED

GIRTHSORE

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Round 2

-Girthwhore
-Inseminated
-And Slut Whores
-The Pink Torpedo (really don't have to change that one at atll)
-Pussyman series (that might be a real porn, actually...)
-White Cunt
-The Swallower
-The All-Whore
-The MVP (most valuable pussy)
-The Venereal
-Hetero

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Kudos on Dawsey Does Detroit

can't go wrong with alliteration.

 

E Unum Pluribus


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Howz 'bout

Clittyman and the Drag Queen
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No!!

A Drag Queen wouldn't have a clit!  Or would it be considered a really big one? Undecided  Now, quit disturbing me!  *goes back to writing Clittyman & the Dragon Lady* 

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Well duh!

Clittyman is NOT the Drag Queen!  They're two completely different characters!

I mean, they'd have to have a scene together since both their names are in the title, sure, but they're different people. :-p
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Cumtagious! perfect

How about:
The Nookie and Huddle UP!
Cockturnal: The San Francisco Freak Orgy
Monster Cock (still more horror than porn I'm afraid) and Chelsea Does Detroit (aka Smoochies!)
Baby McButter Goes Deep

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All I could think of...

The Clit.

 

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;-)

Of course, "Infected" and "Contagious" work of their own!

I sense a disturbance in the force.
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Thought of another one!

Mt. Fuckroy

I sense a disturbance in the force.
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Question...

How do you post? I can only see how to reply to an exsisting post.

I sense a disturbance in the force.
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Scroll to the bottom

There is a New Post form down there.

 

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*smacks forehead on computer*

Duh, yourself!  Clittyman's co-star should have a clit is my freakin' point!! And now I'm thinking about how Kissyman always kisses his victims when he's done with them.  So what would Clittyman do?  *starts writing again*  

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PROCTURNAL

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Thanks BigJohn!

Thanks BigJohn!

I sense a disturbance in the force.
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Round 3

-Rocktophairpie
-Tittyman and the Dragon Ladyboy
-Twaturnal

I'm running low...I think I need some zinc and pumpkin seeds...
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OMG!

Kali wins.

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