How could I not share this? Best review evah!

You can write this book yourself, February 15, 2011
"You can write this book yourself, if your vocabulary consists entirely of the most vile words in the English language. Just take this premise: cows impregnated with engineered embryos, which turn into grizzly bear-sized life-forms, and eat everyone in sight. Not even bones are left, just massive amounts of blood. There is your first page. Now fill the rest of the book with misogynistic mania, and every rendition of the F-bomb imaginable. Title it "Ancestor". Done.

Thank you, Kathy! But you forgot the parts about drinking beer and Clayton laughing at his own farts. Come on, that's what makes it literature.

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LMBFHAO!

I can no way in hell imagine that Kathy could have read ANCESTOR and come up with the above review! Sheez, some people.  I think I'll just go click and let her how unhelpful her review was...  :)


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funny

As funny as the other 1 star review on amazon where they said they threw the book away. How could she forget about Clayton laughing at his farts? That's one of the best parts. (hey, that rhymed)

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Rhyming "farts" is a skill

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Whatevs

 

She has 6 reviews. 3 are 1-star, 1 is a 2-star, and then she gives 5 stars to the collection called - I shit you not - "Rock-A-Bye Collection 1" so I think we can see what she really likes.

I give her review 4 farts. I'd give it 5 if it weren't so predictable that she would hate something that was not "Peaceful, singable, makes sleepytime a pleasure" 

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I just did that same thing!

NOT HELPFUL!!! LOL!

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what a frigid bitch.

Someone clearly needs to be the pivot point in a large gangbang.
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Paul Fischer is the topic of the first page of

my Ancestor. Whatever...

Rock on "Rock-A-Bye Collection!!!

Maybe Cathy M. "Songbird is in league with Julie andrews?!

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I just did it too.

I wonder how many unhelpful vote we junkies can accumulate.  Her favorite TV character must be MR Rogers.  Sesame street would be a bit to bawdy for her.
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Misogynistic mania?

Ain't that just like a fucking bitch to fucking review a fucking book she ain't fucking read? Fuck! You fucking worthless c*nt, if it's so fucking easy to fucking write a fucking great novel, why the fuck don't we see your fucking name on the fucking New York Fucking Times Seller List? I swear!

 

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One simple reason:

Cuz' ya' can't put a computer in a kitchen! Har!!
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Misogynistic Mania?

I really don't get that part. Or any other part for that matter. What I like about Scott's female characters is that they are just as capable and apt to try to kill someone as the men.
What kills us, doesn't make us stronger.

What kills us, doesn't make us stronger.
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Hey Junkies! You can comment on her review!

BTW - Amazon will not let you post the word "f*cking" in your respond posts.  Tongue out

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misogynistic mania!

That's like the second time I've seen someone say that about Scott's writing.  I wonder if this is the same person.  It's a work of FICTION for goodness sake.  If you want to be politically correct go run for office.  Otherwise, keep YOUR misogynistic mania to yourself.  Hmmmm.  I think I'll post this is reply.

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Yes, I saw that!

The 4 and 5 stars were from years ago!  She obviously doesn't read much or read well for that matter.  I see several STRONG women in that book and don't get the mysogyny comment.  I posted a reply and asked her to explain where.  Seriously, who but Scott would make women football players???  And, if I have to, I can get Kayla Myers to talk with her.

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Ya know...

The book she describes in her review doesn't sound half bad.

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I commented on her review.

I wonder if she can be salvaged or if she is doomed to a life as a screeching harpy.  With a name like that I picture a worn out hippy with a drug addled brain.  I wonder what got her hemp panties in a wad.
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I gave her my 432 cents...

... since giving her my two cents just didn't seem to be enough...

AND I was able to tie in the FDO's arch nemesis as well...

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Cathy M.

Kudos to you for replying to your critiques critics at Amazon. Usually, when a revue as bad as yours is given, the critic hunkers down and hides from the backlash that the faithful followers of Scott bring on. You have earned a bit of respect from (most of) us here. Still think your revue sucks donkey balls, though.

 

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Nicely done

 

Way to lay the smack down all sophisticated and shit.

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I Don't Get

Why people can't understand the concept of the narrative voice? It's not the author calling the female character a bitch or cunt, it's the fucking character you mongoloids. Are authors never supposed to have mysoginist villains (hint, he's the fucking villain! You're supposed to loathe him!) because some delicate flowers might get the vapors?

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Double Post...

Grr.

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Ahahahahaha

That's hilarious. x3

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Never mind trying to rescue

Never mind trying to rescue her. Can't we just tell Dawsey we think we saw her scratching. . .

All-Pro 9/2000. Ha. Hahaha. Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahhhhahahhahahaha
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Oh dear, I think she aint getting any at home

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A new victim for the next book?

Looks like you have a name for a new victim in the near future!    Bwaahaahaa!!!!

 

May barbarians invade your personal space!

May barbarians invade your personal space!

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