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Click & listen: WORST SLASHER WEAPONS EVAH!

After the chainsaw, the axe, the butcher knife and the machette, where do erstwhile horror screenwriters go for originality? Apparently, they go to the same place you and I go to drop the deuce. That's right, the crapper. Take a listen to five of the worst slasher-movie weapons in the history of mankind. When you're done, click on the video links below to see just how bad things can really be.

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Sweet

Penis Guitar Drills may be my new favorite thing!  I have never seen that movie and now I am so sad.  Blockbuster here I come!!

 

He'd obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.


No power in the Verse can stop me.

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The Rookie

Just ordered my first copy of The Rookie. Boo-yah! Can't wait, but guess I'll have to.
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Not technically a weapon

But I would argue that killing someone with your copy of The Rookie would be a pretty sweet weapon. 

Maybe I'll order an extra and use it to bludgen my enemies.  That would be bad ass, a blood stained copy of the Rookie, just chillin on my coffee table....

"Oh, your book has some stains on it.  Wait.  What is that?"

"Human Blood. Possibly some brain matter."

"Oh.  Thanks for the coffee, I'll show myself out."

He'd obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.


No power in the Verse can stop me.

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Nothing like

Crushing chest in with a pogo stick! Gotta Love it.

 

 

The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I'm here.

 

 

The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I'm here.

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