We have a winnnahhhh! Ten of them, actually, plus a bonus winner because we at Dark Øverlord Media are bad at math. Enjoy the video. If you want to download it in all its glory, click here. We will announce the ANCESTOR cover photo contest soon, so pipe down back there before I have to stop this car.


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Congrats to

all the winners!  And the additional, devious, mind-controlling winner too!  

MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

Proud Member of the Wolf Pack and


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You rotten bastards! jelous much? not too much? aaahhh much too much.

*evil eye*

Take no prisoners. Take no ....jello-us! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

Drop your socks and grab your... Copy of Where the hell have I been! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

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Congrats to the winners!

Congrats to the winners!

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I can not believe I won! This makes me the happiest person alive!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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 i've not put a curse upon you

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I can't see the video at work... the IT nazis block all streaming content... that is so un-American!

ARGH!!!!!! Now I have to wait until I get home in 5 hours to see who won... oh, the humanity!!!!

BTW: A preemptive congratulations to the winners... you rawk and I'm so ::jealous:: (in the most likely case that I'm not one of the winnahs!)!!!


[flickr-photo:id=4730644738,size=m] • SciFiGeek2.0 • Artist for the Damned • Linebacker for the Mars Planets

"Big Fish," Dark Øverlørd Media In-Høuse Graphic Designer  •  CBBC Røad Captain    scottpond.com  •  Grand Mafioso of NH

Dark Øverlørd Media: We Default tø the Nuclear Sølutiøn

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Congrats! to all the

Congrats! to all the winners


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I can control your mind so that I inadvertently win fantastic, surprise prizes.

Be terrified.

we apologize for the inconvenience

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Congratulation to the winners!

Well done to al who won!

I'm jealous - I really wanted an Ancestor white cover!

Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

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I cannot even begin to explain the joy at seeing my name read as one of the winners. Fuck Yeah!


---------------------- I don't want to mess with your mind, I want to mess with your life!

---------------------- I don't want to mess with your mind, I want to mess with your life!
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Congratulations to the winners!


The Future Dark Overlord's contests are so awesome, they go to 11.


Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.


Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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Congrats winners!

you rat bastards!! lol...Seriously, though...enjoy all that awesome swag!
Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

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Once again the FDO proves his Awesomeness

I think it's pretty awesome you gave a partial Prize Pack to winner #11.  Once again Alcohol results in a happy ending! 



Owner of the Themela Dreadnaughts

All Hail the FDØ!


Owner of the Themela Dreadnaughts - Winners of the 2683 Planet Division

All Hail the FDØ!
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Congrats Kevinesque and all you other lucky suckers!!!  I mean that in a wholeheartedly jealous way! :p


A and Arioch rock'n in the Kraken colors!!

KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

KISS'd by Sigler
. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

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Congrats winners

especially those in my home country...the mighty England. I hear the FDO is selling a kidney to pay for the shipping, ironic considering the subject of Ancestor Wink

"Go Detroit on it!"
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Silver lining!

If all I got for preordering my copy of Ancestor was a copy of Ancestor, I'M OK WITH THAT.

Coach of the North Spire Wendigos and All-Pro Offensive Tackle for the Neptune Scarlet Fliers
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I agree with Gmork!

You're all rat bastards!!!  But congrats anyway!  Wink
Head Biker Babe of the Chang Bangers Bike Club, Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

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I agree...

...and I think it's awesome that counting has been added to the Author Boot Camp classes our FDO co-teaches.  

Take a look at the current teaching objectives:

In this course you will learn:

  • How to create your own audiobook to sell or give away using online distribution and promotion
  • How to count to 10 (essential for promotional success)
  • Successful strategies for creating a network of online fans who will want to buy your book
  • The tools you should use to record your reading and how to use them
  • Tips for creating the best sound quality
  • How to edit your flubs and flips to create careful, quality chapters and…
  • How to combine chapters with intros, outros and promotion to create fun weekly episodes that will get listeners involved

Tongue out

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The contest was rigged, cuz I didn't win!!!



Congrats to the winners.


Cogito Ergo Zoom - I Think Therefore I Go Fast

Cogito Ergo Zoom - I Think Therefore I Go Fast Twitter @DrDuran
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you lucy bastards. I'm not green with envy at all


CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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I agree with everyone else

Rat bastards, the lot of you! :p
Not that I can complain - this broke-arse Junkie didn't even enter. I'll get my copy as soon as I get the cash. Congrats to all the winners!
~Book nerd, boozehound, gamer, slapper, sandgroper, accident waiting to happen~

Gutter Sistren Hitwoman - CBBC: Honey Trap - Bounty Hunter - Stupid Accent
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holy shit

unless there are 2 dale bennetts in england, who pre ordered ancestor then i think i just who a shit load of swag, damn it feels good

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Thanks, bro!

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Must admit... that was pretty freakin cool :-)  Thx FDO!

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And there was much rejoicing

The winners don't need my congratulations, they got a shitload of free stuff!

[-Seth Hanisek, Fullback, Woo Wallcrawlers (#152, p171 bitches!)]

 >>>[-Seth "The Hammer" Hanisek, Fullback, Woo Wallcrawlers]

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