Submitted by: Junkie Jane K.
There is this 200-yard-long spiderweb in a Seattle park. These dumb-asses are hypothesizing if it's a social web-spinning spider, or a spider exodus, when what they should doing is loading up the mini van with all their belongings, mounting a flame-thrower on the roof, and getting the fuck out. Have these people never seen a monster movie? You know what, Seattle? I'm glad you're about to be dropped from the gene pool. Enjoy the fangs and the paralyzing venom as you're slowly sucked dry.